reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao
But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty
SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!!
when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
This describes a good 65% of my experience on tumblr
"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings